-=| Bz bz bz...... |=-
Haiz.... Barbara sat help me get sum blog skins 4 my blog(hey thanks 4 tat Barbara).... then i put the first one, then it was all jumbled up.... then i put the 2nd one which is this one... i feel tat the first one looks better but it's all jumbled up.... hmm i think i'll edit it after these few weeks...... hmmm sorry 4 not putting the shout box out... as im kinda bz...... i'll try my best to put it back as i've got no time.....
Well today is the 2nd last day 4 passing up english home work.... then i still got alot of cutting pasting to do..... Ahhh so much things to do.... so little time...........
J O E| 6:43 AM |
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-=| gonna be a bz day..... |=-
J O E| 7:48 PM |
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-=| mon.... |=-
Then today when i was walking towards skool.... Michelle asked me abt bible test n told me wad is going to come out.... then i tod she was tokin abt final year exam.... like so hard working like tat.... when i reached skool, on the board says tat today got bible test.... n i never study..... then i think im really dead... confirm do detention.....but i read through the bible text book during Math class n during PE.... ahhaz luckily teacher never find out.....
Then Since i cut my hair yesterday... i realised tat Kenneth oso got cut..... then I asked mariejo 4 her comments of my hair..... she said he hair style looked like tat actor who acted super man's hair style....... ahhaz.... it 's actually all shaved n cut off at the sides......then on top is quite long and im back to Mohawk....... but i go skool still comb side parting .... so look abit like hei ren in Taiwan........yupz.... well today very bz..... so no time to come online.......
J O E| 8:00 AM |
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-=| bz day..... |=-
hmmm..... finally... i've cut my hair today....*clapping of hands from far away* .... well many peepz asked me to cut my hair... ahhaz n i finally did.... but still it's quite long at some parts... i hope i dun get caught....heee.....=i
J O E| 9:48 PM |
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-=| lantern festival...... |=-
Then lunch time i juz found out tat the youth room tat is goin to be setting up soon is goin to be behind the stained glass of jurong church.... it is across the previos pastor's office....... soo cool...... then Nic say he wants it to be painted pink, wif a hi-fi set n a disco ball..... ahhhaz... but i doubt it is possible......
Well the whole afternoon nuthin to do.... then juz slack.... hear Barbara play piano...... then Shaun got too bored... then play wif her hand phone.....
then Send Wei hong....." i juz wanna tell u tat i need u... i want u..... n i want to have u....."
Then weihong answer "??"
Then Barbara send say he is juz playing a fool
Then Shaun answered saying she likes u.... but she is shy
then Barbara very sad....... so farni.... like comedy like tat........
then in the evening Shaun, Barbara n me went up to the class room to help Aunty Niyo(Shaun's mum... i didn't noe she was called tat...) we help her hang clips onyo the celling n clam stuff animals on it.....then people will have to use the plastic base ball bat to hit it...... then if got 3 out of 6 hits will get a vitagen piggy bank.......
Then so bz.... all the children from the kindergarden came up n play.... then i think within 30minz the vitagen piggy banks all finish liaoz.......
So tired... have to tell everyone 1 by one the instructions n then have to pick up toys n hang...... but very fun...... after everything Nic n i wanted to play wif fire.... by lighting up 2 boxes of candles.... but when we went to the HDB blocks behind the skool.... wad is left is 2 match sticks n when i strike both... the wind blew it away... it seems like it is fated tat we should not play........ then Barbara call to ask him go go home wif her.... then cannot play liaoz...... aniwayz very tired la ........
J O E| 9:22 PM |
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-=| Cheyz..... |=-
Today got cell we found out tat the cell is goin to split up.... abt 4-6 people r goin over to the older teens group......
J O E| 9:17 PM |
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-=| haiz..... |=-
Haiz... Mr Yeo is stepping down as principal.... n i juz saw him.... he asked me how was i doin.... then i say not so good... then his face change...... then i say ok la still can manage..... haiz but in my heart .........dunno wheather can pass sec3 or not......
Well it seems tobe the test season.... almost all the teachers r giving tests....... *loud cry*Ahhh wad is this world gettin into......... y am i living in such conditions......
Hmm last sun was Andrew's bday.... i hope the cell remembers him today....... hmm.... dunno wad yo give him.... maybe i give him the grass monster....... it's a normal stocking stuffed up wif saw dust n grass seeds..... n it's shaped in a animal.......
This few days im too bz to go online... on MSN...... i dun think the pc is on even.......well if it is on... it's after dinner...... n i juz do my blog........then summore examz n tests comin up........ i dun think i've got time to do anythin..........
Ive got the english project to hand up....... hmm remember the one where i've gotto do a board game.... yeah..... n it's due 1 oct.... n i've not started on it yet... i think i'm gonna stress out....heee=i
Hmmm i dunno how is the cell gonna work out this week.... bcoz no Nat.... no Uncle John....... hmm seems like it's up to uncle Neil.........
sigh... bcoze of the chem test.... i'll have to 'tok' wif Mr Chee this afternoon till 3pm....... haiz....... sabbath i dun think can wake up on time to go 4 church liao..... hmm the Daniel n revelation is done... n i wonder when is Aunty Pek yee gonna go over the whole thing again........
Recess gonna end soon....... later still got bible study... on the 27 fundermentals-........ yup....... sianz..........
J O E| 7:49 PM |
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-=| bored.... |=-
Then today during math class it was hilarious....... as no one listens to the poor mathz teacher n no one noes what she is talking abt..... even she would try her best to explain herself, we dun understand........ so we will play in her class(like throwing crushed paper balls around.... fighting over the air con n fan... ahhaz sounds childish yeah?.... well tats my clazz)....get her very angry...... making her frustrated(we make fun of her english.... she mixes up the letters 'R' n 'L' ...4 example ruler bcomes luler...... cord becomes cod......listen becomes risten.... n my friend Halley becomes Harry)....... n after her class..... i tod to myself....... wad type of skool is this man..... come to skool n play.... n never learn anything.......ahhaz aniwayz..... it's time we muz be independent n self study..... whereas... goin to skool is kind of de-stressing...... by "playing" wif the teachers........ ahhaz.......
Haiz today i got a warning paper 4 not paying skool feez.... well it is due on oct1st......well the cheque is not passed to me... so wad can i do... n now my "sponsor" is not in town......... so i cannot do anything oso....... well she would be back tommorrow.... so i should be able to get it settled by next week....=i
J O E| 7:22 AM |
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-=| Yay..... |=-
Well when i entered the class 4 the exam.... Mr chee was in a good mood i guess... he allowed us to look through the text book..... n all the notes we have..... but except the previous years test papers..... n when i looked in the exam papers it was all multiple questions n 2 written questions..... n one of them was wad r the uses of Neon other then advertising lights.......
After the test i found out from Mariejo tat one whole page of the Multiple questions were directly from the book...... i was very suprised when i flipped the book....... hmmm usually no one would do the questions behind every chapter.... so he took the questions directly from there.... darn it......
Well this time ive learnt a lesson to do my revision b4 the tests/exams.......
Afew days ago... it's a monday....... i when i was walking towards the MRT..... i saw a couple quarelling.... well i dunno wad were they toking abt... but im sure they were Philipinos(through their accent n language)...... the guy was stepping the girl's hand.... n when i looked closely below it was a opened up hp...... well i guess the guy muz have threw it on the ground n kept stepping on it till it was tat state..... n the gal was crying...... haiz...... pity tat gal....... have a very hot tempered boyfriend... nlost a hp.... as i dun think her hand phone could be used again..... n set there helplessly trying to protect her hp........Dunno y the gal dun wanna fight back or sumthin...... or at least break up wif tat guy.......
J O E| 7:45 PM |
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-=| Chem test..... |=-
Then mr yeang annouced last week tat theres no more lab...... n the period was taken over by Mr Chee n he plans to give us a Periodic table test........ haiz...... then today was chinese test....... n i dun take express chinese but chinese language B....... so i dun need to stay in class...... n 4 accounts class i oso have free period bcoze Mr chee wants to follow the time table......... so in the end..... ive got 4 periods free... n 2 periods of Chem.............. haiz.... if i never take chem i can go home during recess.............. haaaaaaaaiz..........
Well wish me luck...... as the next period is gonna be chem...... =i
J O E| 9:35 PM |
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-=| dont look down on woman |=-
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. "
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ....
Ahhaz it's juz a forwarded msg on the bulitin board of Friendster......... juz 4 fun..... girls dun take it too hard........
J O E| 9:31 PM |
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-=| Mon.... |=-
hmm i wonder would my sis kill me.... as those pics of hers should be deleted..... ahhaz.... aniwayz i doubt she readz my blog........ yup..... so part 2 is comin up soon......ahhaz.....
Then my mum collected some old China coins.... those which r round wif a square hole in it...... yeah i actually wanted to buy the black string from Rastafari.... so can string them up to become a necklace 4 her............. and i wanted to mend those coconut accesories.......then the shop was closed so sad..... i think i shall go there again sumtime this week again............
J O E| 9:22 PM |
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-=| Sunday...... |=-
Then in the afternoon ate lunch in Causeway point.... Ah kun Kaya toasts......... it was really nice....... n send the digital pictures 4 printing....... well it was my first time.... n it was kinda fun to select....... n i taught my mum to use the digital cam.... but im sure she will forget again...... i've taught her 3 times so far........
Then after tat it rained really heavily....... then set at the food mall n stone......... In the evening i had chinese tuition.... n it was misarable.... well i think tat was wad happened today.....
J O E| 7:11 AM |
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-=| Me... |=-
This was wad i wore 4 be urself day..... n i was one of the top 6th....... yup... 4 more details u might wanna read it in my blog sumwhere....... i was wearing a Jamaican cap...self made tribal necklace(it has endangered sea urchin spikes on it.....)... blue op shirt... blue Levis jeans... converse black shoes..... My face so many pimples haiz.........
J O E| 5:54 AM |
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-=| Me.... |=-
This is a fun pic i took by myself..... looks like i had gone through kemo~terapy yeah?? cancer patients usually cover up their hair.....hee
J O E| 5:53 AM |
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-=| Pic of my sister..... |=-
Do u think my sis looks like dory in this pic?? lol... A pair of huge eyes.... small mouth... exact discription.....
J O E| 5:51 AM |
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-=| My sis... |=-
Umm today i was clearing my digital cam.... so this was one of the pics she took when she played wif the cam..... hmm do u think this pic looks like she is not wearing any clothes??? ahhaz she is.... as u can see alittle of red... it is a spegetti stripe......
J O E| 4:28 AM |
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-=| Gracie's pic..... |=-
Gracie has longer hair now as she wanted...... hmm.... waiting 4 her graduation to come......
J O E| 8:39 PM |
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-=| St Luke's hospital.... |=-
Then later Truddy say later got visiting.... then at first i dun feel like goin.... as i tod it's gonna be boring.... then later we went in the end....... well they said they wanted to visit Aunty Jenice.... well i dunno her at all... but she is announced almost every sabbath 4 afew weeks.... well i saw her n she had a disfigured skull..... n from wad i heard from Aunty Pek Yee..... she said tat she had 2 abnormal blood vessels... n it burst......so it was like a stroke....... n people might die or become a vegetable...... well she had a operation n tat was her risk.... but as she said she prayed to God b4 being operated n she was out........ She had confusions after the operation... n had many aches all over the body...... n she prayed again n she felt better later.... then she kept goin to toilet but had no urine to pass.... n it eventually became blood........ n later clots.... n she prayed again... n the blood became thinner n thinner n eventually become clear....... well tat proved tat God was wif her......
Later we went to Aunty Oilin's house at Chua chu kang......... she had a baby n it's connection of it stomache n the small intestine was very tight.... n the food cannot pass.... n so he kept vomiting ...... n he had a operation by one of the best doctors in town....... n he is better now...... gell im glad tat God was wif them.....
Later in the evening we went to Thomson chinese church 4 the Jumble Sale dinner...... n I was kinda suprised tat Nic wanna follow us....... aniwayz the food kinda Su_k....... yupz.... but it tastes better then the Thomson Chinese Church's lunch....... well tat was abt wad happened today..... yup......
J O E| 9:28 AM |
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-=| Fri..... |=-
Aniwayz very sian la today....... many tests comin up........Bio... Chem.... haiz.... so frastrated.........
Then on the way home..... i was thinking if there was cell today.... then i asked my mum if it was the 2nd or 4th week of the month....... n she said 2nd..... then i was in a frantic....... then i ask Shaun..... then he oso dunno.... then when i looked at the calender...... then i realise tat it's the 3rd week...... then no cell...... phew........
Aniwayz time is running out........ n so many things to do..... so little time..... ahhz....... holidays was too much time.... too little things to do......... haiz.........
J O E| 1:24 AM |
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-=| Semi fantasy-reality state...... |=-
Today on the way to skool at the MRT station saw Truddy.... n i was suprised to see her at tat time....the english presentation Dexter gave up hope on me.....then he go n present to teacher himself.... as i was kinda stuttering yesterday........ he feels tat im not prepared...... n im pulling the grades down....... n today he tried.... but still cannot..... later i asked teacher wadz wrong.... she say we missed out 3 points so we got 7 out of 10........ sigh.......
This whole week i think im a glutton....... eat recess liao.... still quite hungry... then wanna eat lunch...... then i eat old chunky's curry puff.... or KFC's newest chicken offer..... there r 1 drink, burger, pop corn chicken n a piece of chicken....... then now put on weight liao....... haiz......dunno wheather izzit i gain muscle(quite impossible) or got fatter......
hmm..... our skool sec4 next week then prilims start liao..... seems like this week is the last week im gonna see them....... oh so sad.....=C.......actually i should be one of them.... but wad am i doin now?.... slacking away in sec3....... haiz.........
J O E| 7:24 AM |
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-=| Train disrupt...... |=-
At skool had to do some english presentation....... Dexter n i've gotta prove tat this Mary sim from our text book is eligible to join the advertising company......... then Dexter started first...... n then i say....... say kind of finish liao...... then Mrs loh said..... how can u prove tat She would not job hop....how sure r u that she would not resign after training her..... *but i tod to myself* job hoping n resigning is the person's choice wad, cannot say yes or no, as we r not the person....... wad kind of weird question...... n we have no answer 4 it....... so we got 7marks out of 10....... wad da hell man......... weird teacher .... how to give her a weird answer......=C........ aniwayz im gonna try again tommorrow.......
Then when i read Barbara's diary.... it was july's issue...... then i msg her on msn.... then she say it got hacked........ haiz..... i think she is really sad..... so many months of thoughts all gone........
J O E| 1:37 AM |
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-=| Tired... |=-
yesterday on arts central there was a japanese movie tat i watched.....the movie title was fifteen...... it was abt a boy named Daisuke( if im not wrong, as i tried very hard to recall)....... he wanted to choose his own way of living.... as he hated to studying.... so he stopped skooling 4 abt 2 weeks to back pack down south of Japan to look at some old cedar tree....and wif the title of the movie, u will noe he is juz 15 years old.... through the story the boy learnts wad is real independence.... or the word they use in the sub-title is called fully fletched.....
this i a web wif it's synopsis.....
http://www.kakiseni.com/events/film/NDkyOQ.html
sysnopsis
Now, in the year 2000, Yamada dramatizes the suffering of a boy at an ordinary junior high school. Daisuke, a ninth grader and central figure of "Gakko IV", refuses to go to school. Without a word to his parents, he sets out on a lone journey. He starts by hitch-hiking in the suburbs of Yokohama in search of a 7,000-year-old cedar tree on tiny Yakushima Island at the southern tip of Japan.
n i remembered one of his script, n it was sumthin like..."i dun understand adults, they want us to be independent, creative, n have our own mind, but when we r too different they would give us plenty of restrictions, this to do, tat to do, this not to do, tat not to do......"
hmm... after hearing tat it kinda striked me a little......as sumtimes i feel tat way too..... hee..... i wish to watch tat movie again..... but i dun think it's possible to get a vcd or dvd...... hmmm the story line was quite nice but kind of impossible.... bcoz as he back packed he met many people..... n they helped him all the way...... like providing food, lodging....... but i feel tat in reality not everyone will help....... as their relationship is strangers....... n it's quite impossible tat they r so kind to help......well tats the director's way of portraying japanese......
J O E| 4:30 AM |
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-=| the official beginning of the 4th term..... |=-
Hmm..... today nuthin much happened..... came back home to get more sleep..... hmmm i think i slept my day away...... hee=i......
J O E| 3:29 AM |
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-=| Sat..... |=-
Well today woke up by some weird sounds....... anywayz i heard a scream from my parrents room...... hmmm.... i think it's my dad who pinched my mum...... sigh.... i think tats how he woke her up too...... he used to pull my pillow out..... while i am in a middle of the sleep... then my head will be jerked ..... n im being shocked up.... not wake up....... hmm wad a interesting way of waking people up..... anywayz.... today's sermon was abt abuse.... hmm is this called abuse? i remember tat my sis said tat she was horribly caned when my father was "coaching" her more like forcing her to find out the answer when she dunno wad izzit..... well i kanna b4 oso.... n both my sis n i can remember how he "taught" us........ hmm i feel tat it's child abuse...... as he uses the cane like a mad guy........hmm i dunno how to explain..... theres no way to describe it.......
Hmmmm.... today the church tentage is officially up..... actually wondered y didn't they want to make a water proff one.... then raining oso can so there..... sigh.... now it onli prevents leaves from falling into out food.... n shades abit of the sun..... so y didn't they make a canvast tentage???? '-'?? dunno....... aniwayz it's nice la..... have a bigger space to get food n fellowship..... not so crammed up.......
hmmm today after service.... i remembered tati muz get Aunty anna sumthin..... as last week we played a game.... n i muz do her sumthin nice....... well i tod of writing her a card..... but Weihong told me to do a monthly devoltional thingy wif bible verses....... then i remembered tat ive got a book mark in my bible.... it has all the bible verses to the different feelings...... like angry there would be a verse to comfort the reader....... yeah.... so i started to write it.... then i had mistakes on it...... then i wanted to reright it..... in the end i gave up writing.... i would rather type it out.....
Then later Andrew n Barbara in the Library had nuthin to do.... then they offer to help me..... they did the whole book mark..... but it was too long..... n i dunno wad to dowif it now........
hmmm... then after tat i went to Sylvia's house(cousin's gathering) .... but very sian..... as everybody is studying 4 exam.... so sianz...... haiz.....
J O E| 1:43 AM |
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-=| Friday... ... |=-
Cancel tuition liao...... then now fri no more tuition........ today got cell........then celebrating Andrew Birthday..... scarlly he never go..... sigh havn't prepare present 4 him........ dunno wad to get 4 him......
aniwayz now my mum is grumbling..... ive gtg n clean up tat pig sty~.......
J O E| 11:21 PM |
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-=| Slack...... |=-
Come to think over the wordz in both the movies i watched a Cinderella story n Garfield..... i feel tat theres a valuable lesson which could be learnt from it.......
A Cinderella Story
It says tat many people does not show their real self..... like they r wearing masks....... hmm i totally agree wif it....... i feel tat many people out there r really like acting a "show"...... here they r being "very good friends" wif me.... n there they go bitching n gossiping abt me...... wad "good friends"
Garfield
I feel tat even if there is not a good relationship wif the other person..... like Garfield n Odie...... there will be a time where we need to depend on each other to work stuff out.......
Both movies seem kinda childish...... n i dun think any guy of my age would go 4 such movies...... as they r catagorised under girly/ childish......... but i feel tat movie directors nowadays r able to make a cartoon or fairytale a reality thingy.........
J O E| 7:30 AM |
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-=| Garfield |=-
Today went to watch Garfield wif my cousins, Peiling, Stanley n Raymond..... it was really farnie..... Altough it was meer comedy n lame jokes..... it was really nice...... it is abt how Odie n Garfield can be enemies but still would take care of each other........ the story is abt how Odie gets kidnaped n Garfield go through all the trouble to find it.......
After the movie went around the arcades in PS...... then saw alot of nice games....... but can get addicted..... so i dun wanna start........saw alot of bengs....... then i look like nerd....... so dun wanna get beaten up.... ahhaz..... although the bengs look kinda cool wif their funky hair style..... it's a coplicated world in there..........
Yeah....... n tats abt it...... nuthin much to say......
J O E| 6:20 AM |
-=| Racism |=-
Message: I'm sure many of you watched the recenttapingof the Oprah Winfrey show where her guestwas Tommy Hilfiger.On the show, she asked him if the statementsabout race he was accused of saying weretrue. Statements like: "If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asianswould buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT havemade them so nice. I wish these people would*NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made forupper class white people." His answer to Oprahwas a simple "YES". Where after sheimmediately asked him to leave her show.My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt orperfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let's give himwhat he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes,let's put him in a financial state where hehimself will not be able to afford the ridiculousprices he puts on his clothes.>>> BOYCOTT. PLEASE SEND THISMESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW <<
J O E| 5:45 AM |
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-=| Cinderella story....... |=-
Then afternoon wanna watch Cinderella story...... on the way there in Yishun MRT bumped into Weihong...... Then met up wif Shaun at the Woodlands MRT...... We spend alot of our time thinking of wad to eat...... in the end we went to the 1 dollar shop to get drinks n tidbits....... N as i open the fridge door, it closed then i opened it again wif my last few fingers...... then my last finger nail too long liao.... then it broke...... suprisingly i didn't feel a pain.... phew......... next time i shouldn't keep too long a nail....lol....... (abt 1cm++)..... then we met Nic, Cara n Barbara at the theater.........
Then Cinderella story tat show very nice lor...... i like tat part where Sam(Hilary Duff) was made fun of infront of everyone, then when she reached home the mother swarped her daughter's letter wif hers..... then actually she managed to go into uni, then swarp liao become cannot go....... then very sad...... tat part i like bcoz make me feel like wanna cry like tat....... like so sad...... everything is ruined like tat....... hmm, i think ive tat kind of experience b4 lor, then like kind of sad 4 her........
After the movie liao then we roamed around the shopping center aimlessly...... then Barbara wanted to take neoprint..... then we take liao, Shaun "vendalised" the picture.... in the end really horrible.... sigh a nice neoprint become like tat........ haiz....... aniwayz wadz done is done.......
Then we went down to have drink....... later Babara n Cara wanted to go home liao..... then Nic, Shaun, Weihong wanted to play badminton........ so they came over to my place as my flat downstairs got a court....... they came n explored the apartment..... sigh.... very messy........
Then play play play till 7++...... then they went home..... wah wad a long day.....
J O E| 6:15 AM |
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-=| Holiday...... |=-
Tommorrow watching The Cinderella Story wif Shaun Nic Barbara they all....... hmmm i think it's gonna be really nice......... Actually wana meet my cousin to watch Garfield wan.... but later cancel liaoz......
J O E| 7:37 AM |
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-=| Skool jokes....... |=-
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher!
J O E| 7:12 AM |
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-=| Tired.... |=-
Yesterday nite i slept quite late(way pass midnite).... as i was writing this blog.......the fri n sat entrie....... then today 730 4 tuition....... then very tired lo....... sleep sleep sleep....... i think it has become my hobbie or pass time liaoz....... then juz now i was finding out infor 4 the english project...... the class have to form groups n make a interesting board game to help a sec 1 learnt english...... so i was finding out infor on different games.......
J O E| 7:50 AM |
-=| Sat..... |=-
Then had a pot luck lunch..... taste so nice.... used to be either all cook rice(fried rice, white rice, brown rice, chicken rice, nuo mi fan...).......or all noodles(fried noodles, mi fen, hor fan.........)...... but today had a huge selection......then filled the plates till it piled high........ ate till i felt really bloated..... today then i realise tat the green peas tat i like to eat is actually soya beans....... taste sooo very nice........
We had MAD(Making a difference)..... n they asked us to write our names, hp no., favorites, n prayer request......... they take all the paper n start to pair them up....... in the end i got to be paired wif Aunty Anna...... Uncle Neil's wife........ i didn't realised she liked fishing...... then this week we muz do sumthin nice to each other..... hmm i wonder wad do i do to help her... or maker her happy or sumthin....=\ sumbody give me a suggestion!!!!
Read Joel ten's blog http://www.trythison.blogspot.com/ (my sis's melborne friend.....) then saw a link to my sis blog http://graciexiang.blogspot.com/ ... read it..... felt kinda sad 4 her........ she down there go ski on the mountain then from mountain top roll n fall till the mountain foot........ then she summore got lost in the piles of snow..... im sure she feels real lost n sad........ n i can really tell she did not enjoy the trip there........then i continue reading....... she really misses home n Chris alot...... Seems like goin overseas is really a sad n horrible feeling.......especially have bf or gf....... can really feel how Truddy feels after reading my sis blog....... Maybe gettin a gf is not a option now....... aniwayz im still studying..... but it would be good to have one who would say "kampateh" or "jia yiu" when im real stressed up....... hmmm i feel it would give me a very "an wei" feling n makes me stife harder........ =/ Aniwayz im still young "bu yong pa mei ren yao........ zui duo zuo yi ge Bachelor" ........ =j
J O E| 9:18 AM |
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-=| Fri........ |=-
Then very tired....... as i slept around midnite yesterday as i pasted my newspaper report...... Mingsheng, Joel Ng n i r 1 group..... then everyone contributed........then i counted there were 61 pages.... then some of the pages there were afew reports on it.... so in the end alot of reports 4 mr yeang to read.... ahhaz.... i think he would spend all his time reading our newspaper cuttings this holi...........
Then today got bible study....... then i shared wif Miss ling abt Ganjah in the bible...... as i was kinda suprised tat in the Jamaican web there were bible verses n it talked at Ganjah n coded bible verses......... so she said sumthing like the bible verses were coded to make it look like it is lawful.... or sumthin..... didn't really get it...... in summary she said it was not reliable..... n they anyhow coded from the bible or sumthin.......
My parrents r really worried abt my babtism...... then they ask me abt it again..... sigh...... kinda gettin annoying now....... i dun feel ready...... n it's not my choice 4 bible studies in the first place anyway...... now the bible teacher says im ready...... but in my heart i dun feel right....... as there r so many weird questions running through my head all the time...... n i dun feel secure..... at this state how can i commit...... sigh......... they were saying stuff like oh so when is the next babtism..... y dun u join Shaun when he is gettin babtised........ i am like...... it's my commitment not his rite?.......
Quited the Ahliao tuition...... then very tired...... so i came back n sleep till evening.......
J O E| 9:00 AM |
-=| Be urself day..... |=-
When i reached skool .... teachers come n disturb me like saying.... oh who is tat guy over there...... ive not seen him b4, who is he....... ahhaz ...... then after chapel..... i got into the top 6.......tat means the teachers liked my dressing.......n i got a file....... reporters summore report on me...lol...... i dun think they would really write a report on it though.......lol..... got one picture in newspaper already tou xiao liaoz.....
Then when go back to clazz they wanted to play wif my beanie..... sigh... play until so dusty.... then even go parading wif my beanie during recess.....aniwayz i think tats abt it..... nuthin much to say la.....
umm this is a web on Jamaican culturehttp://www.swagga.com/rasta.htm u might roughly noe how i dressed....=i i think i will follow up wif a pic or sumthin.......
J O E| 12:58 AM |
-=| A Love Story........ |=-
A girl named May played a online game & met out with her guild.She reached & met the Guild Master and chatted with him.Having chatted with her Guild Master, Ken for so long,the rest did not turn up.
May: It's so long already but no one else turn up...
Ken: They're not coming...I didn't tell u abt it earlier because i didn't want u to not come out too...
May: Huh?
Ken: Because i dun want to be home... alone...
May: It's ok.So... What do we do now...The rest aren't coming... Why don't we catch a movie or take a walk around?
Ken: Hmmmm... Sure. Let's catch a movie.After having gotten her guild master for long, May didin't see anything wrong with being alone with him anymore.After a few more guild meetings,May got along well with all the members.One day,Ken called May.
Ken: May, are you free?
May: Yeah, why?
Ken: Let's have a date.
May: Time,venue...
Ken: (cuts May) 2.30 at XXX Coffee Express
May: Ok, See ya later.May met him at the stated place but did not expect anything wrong.Ken was already there when she arrived.Ken did not see her.
May: Yosh! ( Tapped at his shoulder )
Ken: Whoa! ( surprised ) Oh, you're here,let's go.
May: ????? Go where?
Ken: Just come with me.
May: Huh? Alright.
Ken: Take a seat.
May: Where are we going?
Ken: Somewhere
May: ... ok
Finally reached...The beach...
May: Why beach?
Ken: Let's go for a dive.
May: Dive? Scuba diving?
Ken: Yeah that's right!
May: But...
Ken: Don't worry i've got everything
May: Well... okThey went in diving.It was a surprise which May could never forget.(Diving)
Ken: Be my girl,ok?
May: ????Ken: (goes closer to May) Be my girl.
May: (blushes) erh...May went ashore,of course Ken followed up.On the way home,they both did not say a thing.Ken was worried that May would reject him.But it wasn't the case that May was thinking abt...He stopped the car at May's. May finally opened her mouth.
She asked: Ken...Why did u ask me...
Ken: It's ok if u reject...
May: I'm afraid
Ken: ????Don't be...
May: i'm afraid to lose you
Ken: I love you
May: ...I'm dying
Ken: why?
May: I have a uncurable disease...
Ken: But u look so healthy
May: Yes...its true...
Ken: I don't care.
May: U may not care but i really can't
Ken: No please don't
May: Bye bye
Ken: Please believe me...
May: I can't believe myself...
Ken: ...
They did not contact since. Ken later found that May had changed her contacts. A year later, Ken saw May at a hospital. Ken was very happy to see her & approached her.
Ken: May!
xXx: Sorry,you are?
Ken: You're May, Aren't you?...
xXx: Sorry...My sister has been gone for a year...
Ken: What do u mean gone...
Raine: She's... dead for a year already...I'm her sister, Raine...Not May...
Ken: May...gone...impossible...
Raine: Sorry, may i know your name?
Ken: Ken...
Raine: Can? What's your name...
Ken: Ken...
Raine: Sorry... Oh! Can you come with me?
Ken: No...
Raine: But...My sister had left some items for you.
Ken: For me?
Raine: Yes,but u have to come over to my house...
Ken: Ok...
Raine: Do u erm... mind taking the bus?
Ken: I drive...
Raine: Drive to Orange HillGroove 90 ,u know there?
Ken: Yes.
Deep down inside Ken,he was very sad and didn't want to see anything May had left...When he reached and saw that it was familiar.
Ken: This...
Raine: This is where i live
Ken: The decors...
Raine: It was May...
Ken: O...
Raine: I'll show you to her room
Ken: Thanks...
Raine: U may take anything you want.
Ken: Thank you...He read
May's:Ken, i'm sorry... I really love you but i cant bear to see u sad...I dun believe fate but eversince i met you...I believed in many things which made me even scared to leave you forever...I'm glad i went for the Guild outing...Thank you...
>>>The letter was crumpled with signs of tears.<<
Ken: Why...
Raine: That's the only letter she wrote.This story tells us we should never let off a chance of saying how much u love that person.Cherish ppl arnd u!
B!0
Name : Joel Xiang Desheng P3RS0N@L!TY
Personality : Flamboyant T@g W!SH3S 3M@!l CURR3NT M00D W3@TH3R F00T PR!NTS !N 3 S@nd R@D!0 ST@T!0NS P@ST R3CORDS L!NKS
DOB : 19th May 1988
Age : 19+
Height : 1.73++m
Weight : Abt 60kg
Zodiac : Dragon
Horroscope : Taurus
Fav Sports : Breathing exercises on the bed every night(snore)
Fav colour : Blue, silver, black
Fav things : Vintage looking stuff...
Hates : People who commands me to do anything
Worst habits : Talking back, bitching...
Best Habits : Obeys house rules
How do u relax : Bitching, complaining, vibrate my ear drums with sound waves from my disc man
One thing tat no one noes abt? : i'm Sentimental...
Three words 2 describe me : Rude Noisy Freak
One liner tat i'm most proud of : Being kind to your enemy means to be cruel to yourself
Moto in life : Look 4 a goal n strife hard
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