Saturday, December 24, 2005
-=| Here we come for carolling! |=-
well it's been dayz since i've blogged... yeah and this week has been extremely happenning 4 me... i guess it is e most happening week for me in my 17 years of life.... quite sad yeah? i'm such a sad loner n this week is considered happening... well this was how it goes....

Friday, after going to shaun's office, we went to fareast's turkish resraunt to have lunch... u noe tat famous tossing of ice cream turkish man who fools his customers of grabing the cones of the icecream n stuff...

i've practically observed that he will first ask u for wad flavour of ice cream u want. Nutthing fishy abt tat.Then he will dig into his ice cream tubs with that farnie looking metal bar, slabbes on 4 chunks of icecream , still nutthin weird abt tat yet...... and.....(he will select one of thye actions below)


When you finally grab the cone he lifts his bar, the icecream continues to be stuck to the icecream n the ice cream continues to be stuck to the cone and when you look at your hands, it's a empty cone....

You give him a "hey give me my ice cream look" then he scoops 1 more scoop hits the row of turkish bells, passes the ice cream to you and when u wanna grab the cone the ice cream remains stuck on the bar and you realise the cone is gone....he distracts you when he hits the bell to remove the cone....

he then gives you the icecream by sticking he icecream onto his metal bar... he keeps rotating his bar and you will juz keep missing the cone.....

He holds the cone at ard the tip and when you actually go grab the cone he tilts it and the icecream goes upside down.....

He will then end with wrapping ur ice cream cone and gives you sincerely with his hands.... by this time ur eyes will be filled with disbelief and you will feel paranoid tat he has sumthin fishy up his sleaves....

Well we went to the shop and had a wonderful lunch..... they i ordered a turkish pizza which has a super thin crust..... and Shaun ordered tat big rotating sausage which they thinly slice with some herbal rice.....

when it came for ice cream, i was thinking if we could ask 4 2 icecream at a shot n if we get too frustrated we could actuallt shaft it up to ths costume n he would have an extra addition to his outfit, sharp nipples..... Shaun was being fooled ard wif tat ice cream man....n i crossed my hands, gave him a dio look and didn't wanna play along n see wad can he do wifout my participation........ he got cared and gave me my ice cream.....

after tat we went to look 4 Shaun's mum as she was shopping.... but we end up pretending to be rich man and walked down the ailes with chanel n all the expensive brands along it.....bragging how many maids and butlers we have and me going to my northern mansion tat nite.......

Went to takashimaya and went around inpersonating wad the plushy Cookie monster would do when he sees elmo..... Big bird seeing a smaller "big bird"....

Elmo:"Hi cookie!"
Cookie:" Wheres ur mama?" "I wanna eat ur mama"

Big bird:"Oh hi little, i mean big big, one down there."

Sunday Shaun,Weeleng n i had a wonderful dinner treat from Jasmine at the far east's turkish restraunt again... we started at 7.... left at 10..... we kept ordering and laughing at the jokes we read which i bought from lucky plaza that day..... laughing throughout the whole time....piling our salad bowls as high as mountains....

Monday we had practice at church.... and i missed the fashion runway show at 10... haiz....

Tuesday..... slacking at home.....

Wedsday was very drama..... we had a appearance at the yuhua CC.... finished at 10.... and wanted to rush home for America's best top model..... however Truddy, Chit, Jas were all so fascinated wif the huge tree which was flown over from finland..... and taking loads of pictures......and it was abt 1020 when we left tat place....and i rushed home with a cab.... and onli could see the last 30minz.....

Thursday..... our teen cell had a christmas dinner and i had to make konyaku jelly..... farnie thing is that many people felt it was not sweet and some felt it too sweet....=/ hmmm.....

Shaun was rushing me that day and i forgot Wayne's prezzie....so cooincidetally he reminded me in sms that we muz remember to bring our gifts and go Zhen ming's house..... oh man it felt terrible.....

Friday my family had a super huge dinner at Swensense..... suprisingly there were no bible reading and everyone went to sleep...... ahhh i wonder if they put on any extra KGs....hmm.... as 4 me i read the joke book till quite late..... laughing at the lame "yo mamaa so fat" and "yo mamaa so stupid"


Sat was a disaster..... didn't plan to go church to sing.... dressed up nicely and Shaun called me and we talked over 30minz juz to convince me to go on.....=/ really frustrated over it....arghhh......

Then we disturbed Jas by changing the dumb blond in the joke book to her name..... and the "yo mamaa" to "Jas is so fat....." disturbed her till crazy......at first she wanted to hear more jokes, soon she wants it to stop....mwahahahaha evil us.....



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Name : Joel Xiang Desheng
DOB : 19th May 1988
Age : 19+
Height : 1.73++m
Weight : Abt 60kg
Zodiac : Dragon
Horroscope : Taurus

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