-=| My bitchings |=-
It's been a long time since i've blogged ,and yeah i've been crapping at home... sleeping eating shitting and eating somemore...
Due to my parrents' 'coaxing', i've been forced to flip into the recruit news paper to gather no.s to call to get myself employed. well there were many farnie and weird incidents and i shall bitch them all here...
Female, Sales assistance manager at IMM
This was a interview and practically she wants to rip cash out of me, the newspaper said that i will get 60 bucks a day, and i could get a better pay if i'm willing to work hard.
Anywayz it is actually more of a cheat, i went over there and they want me to stand at a shopping center from 11am-9pm... and it'll be 30 bucks a day, without any commission.... Peh~ lousy....
Male, Shoe manager at the basement of scotts shopping center
Me: Hello, i'm calling in response of the recruit news paper and i was wondering if you are still hiring sales assistance?
Shoe manager: Yeah, we will like to hire sales assistance, would you like to come on down to have a interview at 4?
Me: oh, ok, i would like to know what are you selling? As the newspaper only stated that u guys want sales assistances.
Shoe manager: we are selling lady's shoes at the basement of scotts shopping center.
Me: I would like to know if it's a lady's working environment? bcoz u are selling shoes for ladys?
Shoe manager: What do you think?~
Me: *freaks out*
Shoe manager: Why don't you come on down and lets have a nice chat...
Me:*hair stands*
And when i flipped to the back of the recruit and i tod i saw that some bridal shop was looking for models to update their port folio... oh well i was thinking if i dun get a job modeling was also not bad.... but i was really wrong....
i went to the first one at Singapore shopping center next to park mall at douby gaut...
The interviewer was the photographer and said that i was not really the type of person they want as a bridal model, however i can can still join their agency bcoze i'm so funky. She got so interested with my hair and asked me where i did it and what style was it... It is a crazy perm called tree's perm as they use alluminium foil to wrap up streaks of ur hair which is drenched with the straightening hair chemical and my head would look like a tree... well this lady was really boosting my ego, and i was so confident of myself till when i walked out of the location i felt like a real model....
The other one i went was a wampo, and this guy was that guy who did the advert for the pae ba gao, and he was juz interested in the 400 bucks which i have to invest b4 joining their agency....
And both of them have in common is that i've to do my portfolio with them if not they would not accept me....and i GUESS that if it were to be a real agency they would accept anyone who they think can be good enough for their company and not force them to do their portfolio with them...
Aniwayz the whole story is that i dun actually intend to enter the model industry and i guess many people spend their money on such cheats thinking of fulfilling their celebrity dream.
B!0
Name : Joel Xiang Desheng P3RS0N@L!TY
Personality : Flamboyant T@g W!SH3S 3M@!l CURR3NT M00D W3@TH3R F00T PR!NTS !N 3 S@nd R@D!0 ST@T!0NS P@ST R3CORDS L!NKS
DOB : 19th May 1988
Age : 19+
Height : 1.73++m
Weight : Abt 60kg
Zodiac : Dragon
Horroscope : Taurus
Fav Sports : Breathing exercises on the bed every night(snore)
Fav colour : Blue, silver, black
Fav things : Vintage looking stuff...
Hates : People who commands me to do anything
Worst habits : Talking back, bitching...
Best Habits : Obeys house rules
How do u relax : Bitching, complaining, vibrate my ear drums with sound waves from my disc man
One thing tat no one noes abt? : i'm Sentimental...
Three words 2 describe me : Rude Noisy Freak
One liner tat i'm most proud of : Being kind to your enemy means to be cruel to yourself
Moto in life : Look 4 a goal n strife hard
