-=| Wedding day |=-
Early in the morning at 6:30, my sister bing bing bong bong woke me up. Went over to the Jasmine's place and plotted evil games to play. When the groom came, the game has just started, every wrongs he answers he has to put on a ugly paper eye brown, mostache, mole and stuff like that. The girls made him peel a lubricated banana between his brother leg, and i guess he was forced to eat the banana, then he had lotsa problem swallowing the lubrican, ewww. There were many other games like showing the jiemei's his underwear and stuff, but it ended with him singig the "Xiao wei song", since jasmine was call jia wei, the jiemei wrote the lyrics and changed the name to jia wei. The jiemeis also specially prepared a welcome drink, called the raw egg ala chili. The drink was made of a raw egg, wasabi, light sause, blachan, white pepper, lemon tea and other stuff which i forgot. It was a evil evil game, and it was so fun seeing him tortured.
Well that was only the fun part, after the jiemeis left for the grooms the house became real boring. They came back for tea ceremony, the aunties began to pile jewelleries onto Jasmine.
Well when everything ended, my sister and i went to toapayoh central to get her shoes for the dinner. And just walking around Toapayoh, there were many people who turn their heads, the hui tou lu very high. hmm, i wonder if it was me, or was it my sister, we feel like super stars. Even in the MRT, or the way home in north point and way home, many people just have a glaring look. Hmmm, did we over dress??
You see, my sis wore this
And i wore this, with a green tie.
Went back home to change and get ready for the night, and it was kind of a rush. Reached home at about 3 plus close to 4, and must leave the house at 6pm, within the 3 hours all 3 of us , my sis, mum and i have to use the bathroom and freshen up. And not only that have to do styling of the hair...
Oh well the dinner was at first a disaster, afew uninvited guess came and the tables in the restraunt was all taken up. I came earlier and left my bag at my destinated table. When i came back my sister's seat and my seat were taken up by some people, and just happened that at my uncle's table there was 1 empty seat and my sis procceeded there, the MC went up the stage and said that the dinner was about to begin, leaving me stranded standing in the middle of nowhere. How i wish someone would just give me a plate and i shall just pose to be a waiter.
Well luckily, there was a table with a empty space, so i was pushed to that location. Not to say i'm unwilling, but just that there is not more place. Surrounding me is my 2nd aunty and my older cousins. But so happen that aunty ah hou came to my rescue, she swap places with me, then i got to sit with my other cousins.
Well half way through the dinner i went over to my mother's place and saw that there was a huge mess on the table and seat where my mum is seating.heard that my mother's apparel was soiled by this waitress, who was busily clearing the mess she has done.This waitress looks like a old aunty who looks like a 60 year old grandma, She dyed her white hair brown which still looks white to me as the brown was too light and it looks like it was fading away. She had tied her hair in a bun, omg she is such a newbie, or if she issn't, she is a real loser. Well everyone does mistakes at different times of their life, i guess she was just jealous of my mum, and that she was trying to ruin her. That restraunt is really smart, they have name tags on the waiteress aunties, but they are "CL**", and who will actually remember the damn no.? Peh! I was quite shock with my mum's reaction, at the hair salon, if the hair stylist were to do any mistakes on her, that stylist will not survive the next sunrise. She will screach at the guy, and complain that she is really displeased with him/her. And will bitch about him/her the next time anything goes wrong. And of cause get a discount when it's time for payment and stuff like that. But this time she kept quiet and just went to the washroom and wash that stain away. If i were her, i will scream and complain to see the manager and write a complain and swear to myself never ever ever to enter this rotten lousy restraunt. I was complaining about this to Sylvia and the scene of "white chicks" came to me, about she getting a "BF" a bitch fit. Well i guess she works in a old folks home, and i guess that lady should be in one, and i guess that soften her hert and not complain about the waitress, as that aunty might lose her job and might not have pocket money to leave on for the next month.
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Name : Joel Xiang Desheng P3RS0N@L!TY
Personality : Flamboyant T@g W!SH3S 3M@!l CURR3NT M00D W3@TH3R F00T PR!NTS !N 3 S@nd R@D!0 ST@T!0NS P@ST R3CORDS L!NKS
DOB : 19th May 1988
Age : 19+
Height : 1.73++m
Weight : Abt 60kg
Zodiac : Dragon
Horroscope : Taurus
Fav Sports : Breathing exercises on the bed every night(snore)
Fav colour : Blue, silver, black
Fav things : Vintage looking stuff...
Hates : People who commands me to do anything
Worst habits : Talking back, bitching...
Best Habits : Obeys house rules
How do u relax : Bitching, complaining, vibrate my ear drums with sound waves from my disc man
One thing tat no one noes abt? : i'm Sentimental...
Three words 2 describe me : Rude Noisy Freak
One liner tat i'm most proud of : Being kind to your enemy means to be cruel to yourself
Moto in life : Look 4 a goal n strife hard
