-=| 5 Ways to distract shoppers during the Great Singapore Sale |=-
It is only in seasons like these where Singaporeans turn nasty, so here are some of my ideas where people might want to try.=> Joezai
1. Pretend to be high class by walking around the shops with an elegant walk. Look at the bunch of busy shoppers, gaze at the hot items people are snatching, and stand next to them and say
"Oh this is so off... *Give a weird look and walk away*
2. Point at a direction and say
"Whoa! 10 bucks for a bag, what a great bargain"
3. Create a scene by trying to bargain with the shop assistant.
"What so much for a lousy top? The seam is already treading. What good quality your designer has chosen."
And try to chase away some of the customers by saying
"This shop has no quality, and some more so EXPENSIVE."
4. Try to convince a customer that at the other end of the island has an even better deal.
"Do you know? At Tampanies mall they are selling Converse shoes at just 30+ bucks, and the original pricing is 2 or even 3 times more, your children will surely like what you bought."
5. Shout "Tsunami! Tsunami! Run for you life, it is coming in from the Singapore River!"
Tip:
For better effect bring a big group of friends to go for such sale, one could queue up and everyone else could pool in their items.
When one gets in a tug, the others could pose as other strangers who wants that same item and win the tug for you, you all could gang up to create enough retention and let go at the same time to cause the other party to get a piece of you.
And that if the other party tries to argue, the whole group of you give them a glare of fury, the other party might just be too scared to react.
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Fav things : Vintage looking stuff...
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Best Habits : Obeys house rules
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