-=| Chinese crappy lame jokes.... |=-
Q1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a chinese idiom
A1) Wu Qi Ma hei
Q2)There's a party in the forest but who didn't get to eat the cake?
A2) GRASS because "Cao Mei Dan Gao"
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
Q4) Xiao Bai and Da Bai are brother.As Xiao Bai grows older, he look more n more like his bro. Guess a chen yu
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
Q7) Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor ?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible ?
A8) the one without the rubber
Q9) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
Q10) which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest
A10) "Lux" Super Rich
Q11) What BATMAN say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia)
B!0
Name : Joel Xiang Desheng P3RS0N@L!TY
Personality : Flamboyant T@g W!SH3S 3M@!l CURR3NT M00D W3@TH3R F00T PR!NTS !N 3 S@nd R@D!0 ST@T!0NS P@ST R3CORDS L!NKS
DOB : 19th May 1988
Age : 19+
Height : 1.73++m
Weight : Abt 60kg
Zodiac : Dragon
Horroscope : Taurus
Fav Sports : Breathing exercises on the bed every night(snore)
Fav colour : Blue, silver, black
Fav things : Vintage looking stuff...
Hates : People who commands me to do anything
Worst habits : Talking back, bitching...
Best Habits : Obeys house rules
How do u relax : Bitching, complaining, vibrate my ear drums with sound waves from my disc man
One thing tat no one noes abt? : i'm Sentimental...
Three words 2 describe me : Rude Noisy Freak
One liner tat i'm most proud of : Being kind to your enemy means to be cruel to yourself
Moto in life : Look 4 a goal n strife hard
